Vanity is a vain enterprise on a Wiki, but I will try my best. Here is a list of quotes that I find rather amusing. If you don't do me the favor of leaving them here, rather than taking them down. Send me a message if you are particulary offended by one before you remove it. Anyway, here goes the list. ---- *"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." Dennis Ritchie *"The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." Al Goodman *"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear." John C. Dvorak *"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." Nathaniel Borenstein *I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison." WC Fields *"There are lies, damned lies and statistics." Mark Twain *"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." Mike Barfield *"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872 *"When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction." Steven Wright *"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." David Dinkins, New York City Mayor *"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." George Stephanopolous, aid to President Clinton *"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?" Tom Lehrer
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Vanity is a vain enterprise on a Wiki, but I will try my best. Here is a list of quotes that I find rather amusing. If you don't do me the favor of leaving them here, rather than taking them down. Send me a message if you are particulary offended by one before you remove it. Anyway, here goes the list. ---- *"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." Dennis Ritchie *"The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." Al Goodman *"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear." John C. Dvorak *"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." Nathaniel Borenstein *I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison." WC Fields *"There are lies, damned lies and statistics." Mark Twain *"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." Mike Barfield *"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872 *"When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction." Steven Wright *"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." David Dinkins, New York City Mayor *"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." George Stephanopolous, aid to President Clinton *"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?" Tom Lehrer
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