The following is a backup copy in case wikiquote breaks down Ed: "Can I think?"
Edd and Eddy: "NO!" ---- Ed: "Pickle?" ---- Eddy: "Haa Haa Haa Haa HAAAHAAA!"
Ed: "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! WHOOPS!" ---- Ed: "I gotta stop her, guys!" ---- Ed: "Okay, my turn to spin!"
(Sound effects) Donkey braying, followed by "Achigga chigga chigga jigga! Achigga chigga chigga jigga!"
Ed: "Eddy? Truth or Dare!"
Eddy: "Okay, 'dare,' Ed."
Ed: "Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and spelunk like a zombie while whistling 'Row, row, row your boat' through a car wash!
(Music dies.) ---- Ed: "Napkin please!" ---- Ed: "Slide on the soap!" (multiple times) ---- Ed: "I am CAN OPENER MAN!!"
Eddy: "What the...?"
Edd: "Please, Ed, calm down."
Ed: "No, no, wait!"
Eddy: "Gimme the stupid can opener, Ed!"
Ed: "I AM TISSUE HEAD!!!"
Edd: "We've lost him, Eddy."
=''I WILL BLOW YOUR NOSE!''= Edd and Eddy: "Ed, stop!"
Ed: "No, no, wait! I AM BED BUDDY!!!" =''SLEEP ON ME!!!''= Edd and Eddy: "''Ed!''" ---- Ed (as Eddy): "I will help if I give you a quarter, Rolfy Boy!" ---- Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Wake up, monobrow!" ---- Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Yeah right lumpy! Parched as a fish, HAHAHA!" ---- Ed (as Eddy): "I've caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy! HAHAHAHA!" ---- Ed: "AAAAAAH...Hiya, guys!"
Sarah: "'''''MOM SAID, NO PARTIES UNLESS I'M INVITED!!!'''''" ---- Edd: "Ed, where did you exhume this from?"
Ed: "Brick a brack from under my bed, Double-D." (silence)
Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?"
Ed: "Yup!" ---- Ed (reading from Edd's Q-Cards): "Sit down and say, 'Hello, Jonny!'" ---- Ed: "Oh yeah, who wants a jumbo candy cane?"
Kevin: "It's July, bonehead!"
Ed: "And a partridge in a pear?"
(SFX) Pwoingg! CRASH!
Eddy: "What can I tell ya?" ---- Ed: "Whack me!" (4 times)
Eddy: "Hold still, lumpy, so I can hit ya!" ---- Ed (∞tively): "Pink belly!" =''SLAP!''= ---- Ed: "Oh, I got an inkling!"
(music) Boing! Ba-ba-boing!
(donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)
(the Eds appear inside a fake Jonny's head.)
Kevin: "Hey, Jonny!"
All of the Eds: "WHOA!!" *CRASH!*
Kevin: "What a freak."
(SFX) Haa Hoo! Haa Hoo! Haa Haa Haa Haa Hoo! Aaaa! Aaaa Ha Ha! ---- ''The following quotes are the closing dialogue from an episode that has to do with female company.''
Ed (without pants): "Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing!"
Eddy: "What's up with YOU?"
Edd: "Ed's trouserless state seems to have spurred an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain."
Eddy: "Ed? Is that you?"
Ed: "Hug me!"
Eddy: "Well, that didn't last long."
Ed: "''HUG!!!''"
Eddy: "ED!"
(SFX) Puppy dog sounds.
Ed: "Double-D, my friend!"
Edd: "Please, Ed. ED, NO! WAIT!! EDDY!!!"
Ed: (hysterically laughs in a good way) "Hug guys!"
Edd: "Ed, you're in your underwear!"
Ed: "Okay, I feel light now."
(SFX) Puppy dog sound. ---- Ed: "Oh no! Spot is lost! Say it ain't so, Eddy!" ---- Ed: "Here Spot! Come on, boy!" (whistling) ---- Ed: "Spot's by the creek, Eddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" ---- Ed: "Hello Ed!" ---- Ed: "Oink, oink, oink!" (silence) "Oink, oink, oink!"
(Ed sticks out his tongue.)
(SFX) Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht!
Ed: "Ha ha haa! I am a LIZARD!! Oink, oink, oink!" ---- Ed: "Ha ha haa! Look at me! Giddyap, Utetthorn!" ---- ''The following quotes are the closing dialogue for "Hot Buttered Ed".''
Ed: "I ''am'' a lizard! I've changed colors! I have become...''CHAMELEON MAN!!!'' AAAH! Oink!"
Edd: "Stay back...''YOWCHH!''"
Ed: "Oink."
Edd: "''YOWCH!'' Eddy, make him stop!"
Eddy: "Cut it out."
Ed: "Oink!"
Eddy: "OW!"
Ed: "You can be my sidekick, ''FROG MOUTH KID!!!'' And Double-D is our butler!! Um... ''DOUBLE-D!!'' Oink!"
Edd and Eddy: "OUCH!!"
Ed: "Oink."
Edd and Eddy: "Ouch!"
Ed: "Oink!"
Edd and Eddy: "''OUCH!!''"
Ed: "Ha ha ha haa!! Oink, oink."
Eddy: "GRRRR!"
Ed: "Oink, oink." ---- All of the Eds (singing): "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Give us cash or we'll never stop singing, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!" ---- Edd and Eddy (singing): "Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jimmy to our day!"
(Ed falls from the top of Kevin's house.)
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(SFX) ''CRASH!!!''
(Edd and Eddy laugh, as does Nazz.)
Eddy (still singing): "We made you laugh so give up your cash, the cheer will come your way!"
(SFX) Ding Ding Ding Ding!
Eddy: "Bingo!" ---- Ed: "'''''GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT'''''...can openers! My mom LOVES can openers! Hahaha!"
(SFX) CRASH! (donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)
Ed: "Are moms girls?" ---- Ed: "I found my sensitive side 'cause it has a rash!"
Eddy: "OHHHH!"
Edd: "Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed." ---- Ed: "Sarah likes to watch me eat yoghurt from my belly button!"
(SFX) Ed: "Haha! Hahahaha! He!" ---- Jimmy: "Jumping jackrabbits! Look at those stubborn grass stains! Better use some club soda on those clothes, it's the only way to get them clean." ---- Jimmy (SFX): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Jimmy: "Yuck! You smell like cheap shampoo. I'm cheering!" ---- Eddy: "It's the pants!" (silence)
Edd: "Pants, Eddy?"
Eddy: "[CENSORED] dig pants. Nazz wears pants, Sarah wears pants..."
Edd: "You wear pants!"
Eddy: "I wear pants!"
(Edd laughs.)
Edd: "Pay attention, Eddy. Soft, clean and fresh it is!"
Eddy: "I hate it when he does that."
Ed (SFX): =''QUACK!!''= ---- Ed: "''BUG!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!''"
(SFX) (whistling)
Jimmy: "Oh no...AAAH!!"
(Nazz laughs continuously.)
Eddy: "Don't think she went for it."
Sarah: "'''''GRRRRRRRRRRR! ED!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!! I'M TELLING A...'''''" ---- Ed: "''BURP!'' Gravy!" ---- Ed: "MONSTER! I want to be a ''MONSTER!!!''"
(SFX) CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
Ed: "Look at me!"
(SFX) (horse neighing)
Ed: "''I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! REERAWR!'' I am just a monster in a boy's body." ---- Ed: "Flaky! Hahahahaa! Hohoho!"
Kevin: "Get off the roof ya...!" ---- All of the Eds (singing): "We wish you a merry Christmas, we..."
Ed (still singing): "...wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!"
Wilfred: "Oink."
(SFX) Ka-CHING!!
Rolf: "No cash, a fine strip of bacon, yes!" ---- Ed: "I think I hit a pipe!" ---- Eddy: "Fire, Double-D!"
Ed: "Did I go?"
Edd: "Don't look at ''me''. I already live with enough guilt."
(Eddy pants extremely hard winding up the mechanism.)
Eddy: "Pop Goes the Weasel!" ---- Ed: "Shush!! My yeast is rising!" ---- Eddy: "You're natural, Ed. You should've been ''born'' a monster."
(SFX) Extreme gasping by Ed, imitating monster sounds.
Eddy: "Man, what's he doing? Making a mirror?"
Ed: =''AHAHAHAHAA!''= Eddy: "What's with you?"
Ed: "''I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!''"
(SFX) A woman screams: Bolian! Regarn!, CRASH! ---- Ed: =''meatball!''= Jimmy: "'''''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOTHER NATURE'S ATTACKING AGAIN!!!'''''" ---- Ed: "Fools! As it is my turn to ride the cluckball, look up my nose and see your future!" ---- (SFX) (Car engine starting sounds.)
Edd and Eddy: [Gasp!]
Ed: "Can I build a birdhouse with this stuff?"
Edd: "Ed, where did you avisserate that heat radiator from?"
Ed: "There!"
Edd: "Oh dear! Quick, do something! SHUT IT OFF!!"
Ed (while Eddy is dragging a heavy radiator): "Boy, it is hot in here. Are you hot, Eddy? Sweat is trickling down my neck!"
Eddy: "''WHOA!''" [Crash!] ---- Ed: "Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt! Hold the onions!"
Edd: "OK! FINE! I'M A CHICKEN!"
Eddy: "Um, Ed?"
=''CRASH!''= (Music)
Edd: "Eddy? Can you hear me, Eddy? GURNNNN! ''ED!'' What in heaven's name were you thinking!?"
Ed: "Absolutely nothing, Double-D." ---- (Ed laughs to the right while in a giant hamster wheel)
Edd: "This is so embarrassing!"
(Ed continues to laugh): AHHAHAHAHAHHA! AHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOF! (Squeaking) (Pop!) HMMMMMMM! ---- Ed (as Eddy): "Let's sell the squash for cash! Gasp! ''CHICKEN!'' Pet the chicken, pet the chicken! (Silence) This stupid bird stole my quarter, flew away with it, stupid." ---- Ed: "I smell waffles, guys!"
Eddy: "SHUT UP, ED!!"
Ed: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" ---- Eddy: "Looks like you've got competition, Ed."
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!"
(Ed Gasps)
Ed rewinds Edd: "!SAMTSIRHC yreve ekac eht edarap ew, sedaced rof"
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!"
Ed rewinds Edd: "!SAMTSIRHC yreve"
Edd: "every CHRISTMAS!"
Ed: ="''CHRISTMAS, EDDY!''= I want that flying saucer, pen and pencil set, 4 egg rolls, a subscription to "Chunky puff cornerly", A box of band aids, A big bolt, and... um..." ---- Ed: "That's 'cause Santa knows you are a naughty little boy, Eddy!" ---- Ed: "AT MY HOUSE!" ---- Ed: "The patient has suffered a Penelope to his headest, sorest area, as well as a major gush from the..."
(SFX) (record scratch)
(Music) (Boing boing boing!)
Ed: "His Goliath... upper... tube-veiny thing!" ---- Ed: "Horrible it was. A giant Sweden meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy and his drilling Woodchuck. GASP! Agua! Awwwg! Agwa! Agwa!" ---- Ed: "I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM!"
Ed (SFX): "Obalope! AAAAAAAH!"
...
Ed: =''I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!''= Eddy: =''EEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!''= ---- Ed: "I think it's broken, guys." ---- Ed: "'''''DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!!!''\"
Ed (SFX): \"Ahaha!\"
Ed: \"Santa is making his list and checking it twice.\"
Eddy (SFX): \"HOAAHOOH EHHOOH!'''" ---- Ed: "Oh, I make a game out of mine, Eddy, 'cause I'm productive! YOU CAN PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS!! See? It's a boat." ---- Eddy: "AAAAAAAH!"
Ed (SFX): "Aweeweeweeweeweesht!" ---- (Chicken SFX): "Bokbokbokbokbok!"
Edd: "''ED!!!''"
Ed: "Eh? ''I LOVE CHICKENS, DOUBLE-D!''"
(Eddy laughs.)
Edd: "Yes, we know, Ed." ---- Ed: =''RIGHT OVER ON THE X, DOUBLE-D!!!''= Ed (SFX): "Hahahahahaha!" ---- Ed: "Now, paint this like an Aztec temple!"
=CRASH!= Ed: "My scam!" (4x) ---- Ed: "Uhh...A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G! Don't you know your alphabet, Double-D?" ---- Ed (SFX): "BOING!"
Ed: "''LUNCH BREAK!!!''"
(donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds) ---- Ed (from left to right): "Alley-OOP!"
(SFX) "CRASH!"
Edd (also from left to right): "Gracious!"
(SFX) "CRASH!"
Eddy: (final left to right): "GERONIMO!"
(SFX) "CRASH!" followed by goat sounds
Eddy: =''BEHOLD THE GATES OF FREEDOM!!!!''= "After me..." ---- Ed: "Yup! Did you get him, Eddy?!" ---- Ed: "I claim this planet in the name of Ed, Bringer of Bacon!!" ---- Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double-D." ---- Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear, guys." ---- Ed: "'''''HE'S LIKE A BAD ITCH, EDDY!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GET HIM OFF! HE IS ANNOYING MY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!''\" ---- Ed: \"''I DID A FOUR SPLASHER, A NEW SPLISH-SPLASH RECORD!'''''" ---- Ed: "Like Walnuts?" ---- Ed: "The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double-D"
(SFX): Sunscreen being poured out
Edd: "Was that Jonny's sunscreen?" ---- Ed (Dressed in an octopus suit): "HAHAHAHAHA! I am a Edapus! 'cause I'm Ed!" ---- Ed: "'''''I am Edapus 'cause I am a...'''''" ---- Ed: "Well, That's a keeper!"
Edd and Eddy: "''NO, ED!''"
Ed: "Uhnugh! ''WHOA!''"
Edd and Eddy: "''WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!''"
All: "''UMPH!''"
(SFX): Cat cries
Ed: "Who brought the Tartar sauce?" ----- Ed: "I think Sarah likes you, Eddy!" ---- Ed: "Allow me, Double-D! Ed's going fishing!"
(SFX): Turkey Sound
(SFX): Various Noises: ''CHOMPRERPREEEESHT! CRASH! EEEEEW! CRASH!''
Edd: "Um, Ed."
(SFX): Various Noises: ''CHUMP! CRASH! VEVEFVEVEVEVEVEVET! CRASH!''
Ed: "Here we go! '''It's a ''WHOPPER DOUBLE-D!''\" ---- Eddy: \"Hmm... gee, Ed. Is it a...\"
(SFX): Goat sound
Eddy: \"''HAND?''\" ---- Eddy: \"''DOUBLE-D! LET ME POKE YOUR BRAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'''''"
(Edd faints) ---- Ed: Plural Pronouns!
(SFX): Clownish bike horn
(SFX): A spring breaking
Edd: "Oh Dear!"
Ed: "Giddyup!"
Eddy: "WHOA!" ---- Jimmy (Floating on the flooded cul-de-sac): "My tummy's cramping, I'm so hungry, I even ate cheese!"
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The following is a backup copy in case wikiquote breaks down Ed: "Can I think?"
Edd and Eddy: "NO!" ---- Ed: "Pickle?" ---- Eddy: "Haa Haa Haa Haa HAAAHAAA!"
Ed: "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! WHOOPS!" ---- Ed: "I gotta stop her, guys!" ---- Ed: "Okay, my turn to spin!"
(Sound effects) Donkey braying, followed by "Achigga chigga chigga jigga! Achigga chigga chigga jigga!"
Ed: "Eddy? Truth or Dare!"
Eddy: "Okay, 'dare,' Ed."
Ed: "Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and spelunk like a zombie while whistling 'Row, row, row your boat' through a car wash!
(Music dies.) ---- Ed: "Napkin please!" ---- Ed: "Slide on the soap!" (multiple times) ---- Ed: "I am CAN OPENER MAN!!"
Eddy: "What the...?"
Edd: "Please, Ed, calm down."
Ed: "No, no, wait!"
Eddy: "Gimme the stupid can opener, Ed!"
Ed: "I AM TISSUE HEAD!!!"
Edd: "We've lost him, Eddy."
=''I WILL BLOW YOUR NOSE!''= Edd and Eddy: "Ed, stop!"
Ed: "No, no, wait! I AM BED BUDDY!!!" =''SLEEP ON ME!!!''= Edd and Eddy: "''Ed!''" ---- Ed (as Eddy): "I will help if I give you a quarter, Rolfy Boy!" ---- Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Wake up, monobrow!" ---- Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Yeah right lumpy! Parched as a fish, HAHAHA!" ---- Ed (as Eddy): "I've caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy! HAHAHAHA!" ---- Ed: "AAAAAAH...Hiya, guys!"
Sarah: "'''''MOM SAID, NO PARTIES UNLESS I'M INVITED!!!'''''" ---- Edd: "Ed, where did you exhume this from?"
Ed: "Brick a brack from under my bed, Double-D." (silence)
Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?"
Ed: "Yup!" ---- Ed (reading from Edd's Q-Cards): "Sit down and say, 'Hello, Jonny!'" ---- Ed: "Oh yeah, who wants a jumbo candy cane?"
Kevin: "It's July, bonehead!"
Ed: "And a partridge in a pear?"
(SFX) Pwoingg! CRASH!
Eddy: "What can I tell ya?" ---- Ed: "Whack me!" (4 times)
Eddy: "Hold still, lumpy, so I can hit ya!" ---- Ed (∞tively): "Pink belly!" =''SLAP!''= ---- Ed: "Oh, I got an inkling!"
(music) Boing! Ba-ba-boing!
(donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)
(the Eds appear inside a fake Jonny's head.)
Kevin: "Hey, Jonny!"
All of the Eds: "WHOA!!" *CRASH!*
Kevin: "What a freak."
(SFX) Haa Hoo! Haa Hoo! Haa Haa Haa Haa Hoo! Aaaa! Aaaa Ha Ha! ---- ''The following quotes are the closing dialogue from an episode that has to do with female company.''
Ed (without pants): "Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing!"
Eddy: "What's up with YOU?"
Edd: "Ed's trouserless state seems to have spurred an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain."
Eddy: "Ed? Is that you?"
Ed: "Hug me!"
Eddy: "Well, that didn't last long."
Ed: "''HUG!!!''"
Eddy: "ED!"
(SFX) Puppy dog sounds.
Ed: "Double-D, my friend!"
Edd: "Please, Ed. ED, NO! WAIT!! EDDY!!!"
Ed: (hysterically laughs in a good way) "Hug guys!"
Edd: "Ed, you're in your underwear!"
Ed: "Okay, I feel light now."
(SFX) Puppy dog sound. ---- Ed: "Oh no! Spot is lost! Say it ain't so, Eddy!" ---- Ed: "Here Spot! Come on, boy!" (whistling) ---- Ed: "Spot's by the creek, Eddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" ---- Ed: "Hello Ed!" ---- Ed: "Oink, oink, oink!" (silence) "Oink, oink, oink!"
(Ed sticks out his tongue.)
(SFX) Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht!
Ed: "Ha ha haa! I am a LIZARD!! Oink, oink, oink!" ---- Ed: "Ha ha haa! Look at me! Giddyap, Utetthorn!" ---- ''The following quotes are the closing dialogue for "Hot Buttered Ed".''
Ed: "I ''am'' a lizard! I've changed colors! I have become...''CHAMELEON MAN!!!'' AAAH! Oink!"
Edd: "Stay back...''YOWCHH!''"
Ed: "Oink."
Edd: "''YOWCH!'' Eddy, make him stop!"
Eddy: "Cut it out."
Ed: "Oink!"
Eddy: "OW!"
Ed: "You can be my sidekick, ''FROG MOUTH KID!!!'' And Double-D is our butler!! Um... ''DOUBLE-D!!'' Oink!"
Edd and Eddy: "OUCH!!"
Ed: "Oink."
Edd and Eddy: "Ouch!"
Ed: "Oink!"
Edd and Eddy: "''OUCH!!''"
Ed: "Ha ha ha haa!! Oink, oink."
Eddy: "GRRRR!"
Ed: "Oink, oink." ---- All of the Eds (singing): "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Give us cash or we'll never stop singing, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!" ---- Edd and Eddy (singing): "Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jimmy to our day!"
(Ed falls from the top of Kevin's house.)
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(SFX) ''CRASH!!!''
(Edd and Eddy laugh, as does Nazz.)
Eddy (still singing): "We made you laugh so give up your cash, the cheer will come your way!"
(SFX) Ding Ding Ding Ding!
Eddy: "Bingo!" ---- Ed: "'''''GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT'''''...can openers! My mom LOVES can openers! Hahaha!"
(SFX) CRASH! (donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)
Ed: "Are moms girls?" ---- Ed: "I found my sensitive side 'cause it has a rash!"
Eddy: "OHHHH!"
Edd: "Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed." ---- Ed: "Sarah likes to watch me eat yoghurt from my belly button!"
(SFX) Ed: "Haha! Hahahaha! He!" ---- Jimmy: "Jumping jackrabbits! Look at those stubborn grass stains! Better use some club soda on those clothes, it's the only way to get them clean." ---- Jimmy (SFX): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Jimmy: "Yuck! You smell like cheap shampoo. I'm cheering!" ---- Eddy: "It's the pants!" (silence)
Edd: "Pants, Eddy?"
Eddy: "[CENSORED] dig pants. Nazz wears pants, Sarah wears pants..."
Edd: "You wear pants!"
Eddy: "I wear pants!"
(Edd laughs.)
Edd: "Pay attention, Eddy. Soft, clean and fresh it is!"
Eddy: "I hate it when he does that."
Ed (SFX): =''QUACK!!''= ---- Ed: "''BUG!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!''"
(SFX) (whistling)
Jimmy: "Oh no...AAAH!!"
(Nazz laughs continuously.)
Eddy: "Don't think she went for it."
Sarah: "'''''GRRRRRRRRRRR! ED!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!! I'M TELLING A...'''''" ---- Ed: "''BURP!'' Gravy!" ---- Ed: "MONSTER! I want to be a ''MONSTER!!!''"
(SFX) CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
Ed: "Look at me!"
(SFX) (horse neighing)
Ed: "''I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! REERAWR!'' I am just a monster in a boy's body." ---- Ed: "Flaky! Hahahahaa! Hohoho!"
Kevin: "Get off the roof ya...!" ---- All of the Eds (singing): "We wish you a merry Christmas, we..."
Ed (still singing): "...wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!"
Wilfred: "Oink."
(SFX) Ka-CHING!!
Rolf: "No cash, a fine strip of bacon, yes!" ---- Ed: "I think I hit a pipe!" ---- Eddy: "Fire, Double-D!"
Ed: "Did I go?"
Edd: "Don't look at ''me''. I already live with enough guilt."
(Eddy pants extremely hard winding up the mechanism.)
Eddy: "Pop Goes the Weasel!" ---- Ed: "Shush!! My yeast is rising!" ---- Eddy: "You're natural, Ed. You should've been ''born'' a monster."
(SFX) Extreme gasping by Ed, imitating monster sounds.
Eddy: "Man, what's he doing? Making a mirror?"
Ed: =''AHAHAHAHAA!''= Eddy: "What's with you?"
Ed: "''I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!''"
(SFX) A woman screams: Bolian! Regarn!, CRASH! ---- Ed: =''meatball!''= Jimmy: "'''''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOTHER NATURE'S ATTACKING AGAIN!!!'''''" ---- Ed: "Fools! As it is my turn to ride the cluckball, look up my nose and see your future!" ---- (SFX) (Car engine starting sounds.)
Edd and Eddy: [Gasp!]
Ed: "Can I build a birdhouse with this stuff?"
Edd: "Ed, where did you avisserate that heat radiator from?"
Ed: "There!"
Edd: "Oh dear! Quick, do something! SHUT IT OFF!!"
Ed (while Eddy is dragging a heavy radiator): "Boy, it is hot in here. Are you hot, Eddy? Sweat is trickling down my neck!"
Eddy: "''WHOA!''" [Crash!] ---- Ed: "Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt! Hold the onions!"
Edd: "OK! FINE! I'M A CHICKEN!"
Eddy: "Um, Ed?"
=''CRASH!''= (Music)
Edd: "Eddy? Can you hear me, Eddy? GURNNNN! ''ED!'' What in heaven's name were you thinking!?"
Ed: "Absolutely nothing, Double-D." ---- (Ed laughs to the right while in a giant hamster wheel)
Edd: "This is so embarrassing!"
(Ed continues to laugh): AHHAHAHAHAHHA! AHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOF! (Squeaking) (Pop!) HMMMMMMM! ---- Ed (as Eddy): "Let's sell the squash for cash! Gasp! ''CHICKEN!'' Pet the chicken, pet the chicken! (Silence) This stupid bird stole my quarter, flew away with it, stupid." ---- Ed: "I smell waffles, guys!"
Eddy: "SHUT UP, ED!!"
Ed: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" ---- Eddy: "Looks like you've got competition, Ed."
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!"
(Ed Gasps)
Ed rewinds Edd: "!SAMTSIRHC yreve ekac eht edarap ew, sedaced rof"
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!"
Ed rewinds Edd: "!SAMTSIRHC yreve"
Edd: "every CHRISTMAS!"
Ed: ="''CHRISTMAS, EDDY!''= I want that flying saucer, pen and pencil set, 4 egg rolls, a subscription to "Chunky puff cornerly", A box of band aids, A big bolt, and... um..." ---- Ed: "That's 'cause Santa knows you are a naughty little boy, Eddy!" ---- Ed: "AT MY HOUSE!" ---- Ed: "The patient has suffered a Penelope to his headest, sorest area, as well as a major gush from the..."
(SFX) (record scratch)
(Music) (Boing boing boing!)
Ed: "His Goliath... upper... tube-veiny thing!" ---- Ed: "Horrible it was. A giant Sweden meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy and his drilling Woodchuck. GASP! Agua! Awwwg! Agwa! Agwa!" ---- Ed: "I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM!"
Ed (SFX): "Obalope! AAAAAAAH!"
...
Ed: =''I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!''= Eddy: =''EEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!''= ---- Ed: "I think it's broken, guys." ---- Ed: "'''''DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!!!''\"
Ed (SFX): \"Ahaha!\"
Ed: \"Santa is making his list and checking it twice.\"
Eddy (SFX): \"HOAAHOOH EHHOOH!'''" ---- Ed: "Oh, I make a game out of mine, Eddy, 'cause I'm productive! YOU CAN PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS!! See? It's a boat." ---- Eddy: "AAAAAAAH!"
Ed (SFX): "Aweeweeweeweeweesht!" ---- (Chicken SFX): "Bokbokbokbokbok!"
Edd: "''ED!!!''"
Ed: "Eh? ''I LOVE CHICKENS, DOUBLE-D!''"
(Eddy laughs.)
Edd: "Yes, we know, Ed." ---- Ed: =''RIGHT OVER ON THE X, DOUBLE-D!!!''= Ed (SFX): "Hahahahahaha!" ---- Ed: "Now, paint this like an Aztec temple!"
=CRASH!= Ed: "My scam!" (4x) ---- Ed: "Uhh...A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G! Don't you know your alphabet, Double-D?" ---- Ed (SFX): "BOING!"
Ed: "''LUNCH BREAK!!!''"
(donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds) ---- Ed (from left to right): "Alley-OOP!"
(SFX) "CRASH!"
Edd (also from left to right): "Gracious!"
(SFX) "CRASH!"
Eddy: (final left to right): "GERONIMO!"
(SFX) "CRASH!" followed by goat sounds
Eddy: =''BEHOLD THE GATES OF FREEDOM!!!!''= "After me..." ---- Ed: "Yup! Did you get him, Eddy?!" ---- Ed: "I claim this planet in the name of Ed, Bringer of Bacon!!" ---- Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double-D." ---- Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear, guys." ---- Ed: "'''''HE'S LIKE A BAD ITCH, EDDY!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GET HIM OFF! HE IS ANNOYING MY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!''\" ---- Ed: \"''I DID A FOUR SPLASHER, A NEW SPLISH-SPLASH RECORD!'''''" ---- Ed: "Like Walnuts?" ---- Ed: "The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double-D"
(SFX): Sunscreen being poured out
Edd: "Was that Jonny's sunscreen?" ---- Ed (Dressed in an octopus suit): "HAHAHAHAHA! I am a Edapus! 'cause I'm Ed!" ---- Ed: "'''''I am Edapus 'cause I am a...'''''" ---- Ed: "Well, That's a keeper!"
Edd and Eddy: "''NO, ED!''"
Ed: "Uhnugh! ''WHOA!''"
Edd and Eddy: "''WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!''"
All: "''UMPH!''"
(SFX): Cat cries
Ed: "Who brought the Tartar sauce?" ----- Ed: "I think Sarah likes you, Eddy!" ---- Ed: "Allow me, Double-D! Ed's going fishing!"
(SFX): Turkey Sound
(SFX): Various Noises: ''CHOMPRERPREEEESHT! CRASH! EEEEEW! CRASH!''
Edd: "Um, Ed."
(SFX): Various Noises: ''CHUMP! CRASH! VEVEFVEVEVEVEVEVET! CRASH!''
Ed: "Here we go! '''It's a ''WHOPPER DOUBLE-D!''\" ---- Eddy: \"Hmm... gee, Ed. Is it a...\"
(SFX): Goat sound
Eddy: \"''HAND?''\" ---- Eddy: \"''DOUBLE-D! LET ME POKE YOUR BRAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'''''"
(Edd faints) ---- Ed: Plural Pronouns!
(SFX): Clownish bike horn
(SFX): A spring breaking
Edd: "Oh Dear!"
Ed: "Giddyup!"
Eddy: "WHOA!" ---- Jimmy (Floating on the flooded cul-de-sac): "My tummy's cramping, I'm so hungry, I even ate cheese!"
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